tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post2308415769581266041..comments2023-05-14T13:05:59.498+03:00Comments on Purple Halo: Blue Jizz - Banca de sperma low-costlebreanuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-23119488750264935982011-10-02T22:39:53.293+03:002011-10-02T22:39:53.293+03:00Atunci zic asa : nu e buna ideea EVEI ca nu merge ...Atunci zic asa : nu e buna ideea EVEI ca nu merge cu autor necunoscut ! Deci decat daca arunca prezervative cu eticheta pe ele ... nume prenume si data fabricatiei!Ala`Micu`Necajituhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03329553090705871919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-69513100258074586932011-10-02T19:36:55.146+03:002011-10-02T19:36:55.146+03:00No, si tu acuma... Nu te necaji. A deviat putin di...No, si tu acuma... Nu te necaji. A deviat putin discutia, dar ea ramane deschisa!lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-14830120099099461462011-10-02T18:54:48.233+03:002011-10-02T18:54:48.233+03:00Deci imi pare rau ca m-am bagat ! Nu stiam ca e o ...Deci imi pare rau ca m-am bagat ! Nu stiam ca e o discutie in familie ! Imi pare ... rau ! Sincer :)Ala`Micu`Necajituhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03329553090705871919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-61008717783697713902011-10-01T13:14:00.728+03:002011-10-01T13:14:00.728+03:00mat.mat.lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-34017474070010072992011-10-01T11:07:07.039+03:002011-10-01T11:07:07.039+03:00cat despre faza cu alimentara....sunt perspicace.....cat despre faza cu alimentara....sunt perspicace...nu stiu ce e aia...tu ai zis ....si eu te cred....asa ca am inghitit cheia....inimii tale...:)evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936896518991239632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-62681558651168079072011-10-01T11:06:32.224+03:002011-10-01T11:06:32.224+03:00Haha! Ideea asta de organizare presupune ca as ave...Haha! Ideea asta de organizare presupune ca as avea mai mult de un fel de mancare in frigider. Gresit! Am un borcan cu pasta de tomate, unul cu mustar, unul cu ardei iuti murati si o oala de supa. Cand se termina supa, cumpar parizer. Se termina parizerul, fac o ciorba. s.a.m.d. Nu lucrez cu stocuri!lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-54972162517445915002011-10-01T11:03:50.910+03:002011-10-01T11:03:50.910+03:00supa se aseaza pe raftul de sus.....foarte importa...supa se aseaza pe raftul de sus.....foarte important cu capac....sa nu prinda miros de la ....salam...si alte alimente....evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936896518991239632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-18785847314566779052011-10-01T10:54:44.901+03:002011-10-01T10:54:44.901+03:00Pffff... am deviat! Deci Blue Jizz e un biznis pro...Pffff... am deviat! Deci Blue Jizz e un biznis profesional! Nu umblam cu prezervative folosite si frigiderul de acasa, ca mai vreau sa si mananc si nu vreau sa-mi contaminez supa...lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-65370371364507446302011-10-01T10:52:38.716+03:002011-10-01T10:52:38.716+03:00Hmmmm.... Da, altul decat sticla aia nici nu-mi da...Hmmmm.... Da, altul decat sticla aia nici nu-mi da prin cap... Si cum fugi cam repede pentru gustul meu, nu-i mai simplu sa ma duc la halementara sa-mi iau eu o sticla, sa fie a mea... si sa stau tolanit si sa beau si sa ma uit la tine ce fain alergi artistic prin casa? :Dlebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-49111006790766192262011-10-01T10:48:15.194+03:002011-10-01T10:48:15.194+03:00varianta e clara.....fugi dupa mine...cu un motiv....varianta e clara.....fugi dupa mine...cu un motiv...."pentru ca"....altfel....ce motive ai avea..?!?!?evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936896518991239632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-72185734511710889722011-10-01T10:44:39.129+03:002011-10-01T10:44:39.129+03:00eh, sondajele... asta e parerea lor. si nici nu e ...eh, sondajele... asta e parerea lor. si nici nu e clar daca fug dupa tine sau dupa sticla de tequila :P asta ca sa nu mai vorbim de marja de eroare... si esantionul deocamdata nereprezentativ :Plebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-24440297623600987552011-10-01T10:42:45.958+03:002011-10-01T10:42:45.958+03:00vezi rezultatul ultimului sondaj...."prieteni...vezi rezultatul ultimului sondaj...."prietenii stiu de ce"!!!....:))evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936896518991239632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-3214120660875411672011-10-01T10:36:31.191+03:002011-10-01T10:36:31.191+03:00EUU?! Sa patesc una ca asta? Doua cuvinte am sa-ti...EUU?! Sa patesc una ca asta? Doua cuvinte am sa-ti spun: EX CLUS! Nu beau limonada! Doar Pecsi...lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-44207258741262495252011-10-01T10:34:36.338+03:002011-10-01T10:34:36.338+03:00era doar un exemplu...primul care mi-a venit in mi...era doar un exemplu...primul care mi-a venit in minte....de ce? ai patit-o tu?!?!?!.....oricum ...punctul tau de vedere e foarte interesant....trebuie luat in serios....evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936896518991239632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-32767732780704234602011-10-01T10:28:38.784+03:002011-10-01T10:28:38.784+03:00Haha! Asta cu prima intalnire si limonada suna a e...Haha! Asta cu prima intalnire si limonada suna a experienta proprie... Chiar asa de betziv e tipu' de nici n-a avut tupeu sa puna gura pe alcool? :D Ca ma gandesc ca asta a fost ideea, ca daca gusta nu se mai poate opri. N-ar fi o idee rea sa umbli cu pastilele astea dupa tine :))lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-24682896101608940452011-10-01T10:25:20.989+03:002011-10-01T10:25:20.989+03:00cat despre pastila anti-betie....isi gaseste intre...cat despre pastila anti-betie....isi gaseste intrebuintare in unele situatii critice.....de exemplu ...la o prima intalnire...in loc sa bei limonada....sa te faci de ras in fata prietenilor....bei ca omu'......dar nu te imbeti....tu te salvezi de cine stie ce porcarii vrei sa le spui....sau si mai rau ....sa le faci....si ea se consoleaza cu gandul ca macar nu te imbeti.....evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936896518991239632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-76473392471151279992011-10-01T10:19:50.504+03:002011-10-01T10:19:50.504+03:00slabut.....varianta cea mai ieftina e colectarea d...slabut.....varianta cea mai ieftina e colectarea de prezervative umplute....gasite in locatii turistice.....poduri....paduri...strazi laturalnice.....pastrarea se face in frigiderul de acasa.....inseminarea la domiciliul clientei....evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07936896518991239632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-13826381694960137762011-09-30T14:28:02.787+03:002011-09-30T14:28:02.787+03:00Deci nu-i buna pastila aia anti-betie, parerea mea...Deci nu-i buna pastila aia anti-betie, parerea mea! E o conspiratie pusa la cale de producatorii de bauturi alcoolice, ca sa-si creasca vanzarile! Daca nu te imbeti, care dracu' mai e ideea?! De ce sa mai bei? In loc sa bei o suta de ceva mai de calitate, bei un metru cub de apa, ca e la acelasi pret... si-ti ajunge un an de zile...lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-7884466198946161262011-09-30T14:17:37.183+03:002011-09-30T14:17:37.183+03:00Hahahhaaaa! Mi-au bagat astia de la Google reclame...Hahahhaaaa! Mi-au bagat astia de la Google reclame cu Blue Air si Wizz Air pe blog! =)) Ce tare!lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-78289497896585728442011-09-30T13:54:21.160+03:002011-09-30T13:54:21.160+03:00AAAA si sa se puna lada pe o banca ! Voila banca d...AAAA si sa se puna lada pe o banca ! Voila banca de lada de jizz :))Ala`Micu`Necajituhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03329553090705871919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-7661282540686242972011-09-30T13:53:46.014+03:002011-09-30T13:53:46.014+03:00Bine atunci sa fie cu prezervativ :) Se stocheaza ...Bine atunci sa fie cu prezervativ :) Se stocheaza prezervativul intr-o lada frigorifica de-aia de la hypermarket eftina si se da de la una la alta ? :)<br /><br />P.s. Uite subiect interensant : http://www.descopera.ro/dnews/8820735-a-fost-inventata-pastila-anti-betieAla`Micu`Necajituhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03329553090705871919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-55664545721666764922011-09-30T13:51:49.378+03:002011-09-30T13:51:49.378+03:00Bre... ideea e sa fie totusi o banca. Sa ai macar ...Bre... ideea e sa fie totusi o banca. Sa ai macar un simulacru de stocare/depozitare. Ca alfel se chema futodrom, pur si simplu... sau bordel de masculi. 'Eftin, 'eftin, da' sa respectam modelu' asumat. :)lebreanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03568046796623073530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874467648803568475.post-40971823770317268962011-09-30T13:14:06.878+03:002011-09-30T13:14:06.878+03:00Complecat :/
Simplu : 1 bucata duba de dus cartof...Complecat :/<br /><br />Simplu : 1 bucata duba de dus cartofi fara geamuri . Se ia una bucata femeie de vrea sa ramana grea se ia taxa 10 euro , se gaseste 1 bucata mascula nedescarcata de ceva timp ( indiferent de cum arata ) se ia taxa 30 de euro , se baga in duba dupa femela care are punga de mcdo pe cap (Mocca , o gasesti pe langa MaC) ,fara gauri la ochi si legata cu sirete ( 2 lei bucata din hypermarket )se instructioneaza individu sa dea drumu` la incarcatura numa inauntru si daca scapa pe jos sa ia si sa bage cu dejtu` ( ca sa fie si artificiala ) .... daca nu se prinde se repeta figura. ( daca e iarna afara se taxeaza si benzina folosita pentru producerea caldurii ).<br /><br />Eftin dom`le eftin.Ala`Micu`Necajituhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03329553090705871919noreply@blogger.com